May 2013
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My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
oh crumbs.
I am dying of laughter now. I don’t...
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Fucking Dreams
I hate how when you have certain dreams and they just fuck with you mentally. I know some people will psycho analyze it and such but I already know. There was a guy I was SO into and I thought he was the same with me. But when we finally met I knew there wasnt anything there. I felt like I was a burden there. We barely talked except when we were in bed, go figure. But when we were out it was like...
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helensantos asked: it's not the PHONE necessarily, it's the settings. like it was a pain in the ass to undo all the stuff from the old phone and fix it and it wasn't clear how to do all that etc and i'm having a bad day/week/month/year you know
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“No, this is not the beginning of a new chapter in my life; this is the beginning...”
– ― C. JoyBell C.
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New start in life
So I will be moving to Texas in about two months. Im so excited for this new beginning. Away from family. On my own. Surrounded by friends.
I hand in my resignation tomorrow. My last day the 28th of June then helping my parents move to Pennsylvania. Then I’ll buy a one-way ticket to Dallas. I am also applying to jobs tomorrow. Hopefully they will do Skype interviews. I want my...
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high-functioningginger:
Dear Whovians,
You’ve been wonderful to us in our time of pain and since you have the finale tomorrow we want to return the favor.
Here’s some tea(I figured you’d need the strong stuff so I left the bag in)
Some Jammy dodgers
And last but not least a hug
With love,
The Supernatural Fandom
This is the most beautiful...
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24 Fitness Hacks That Will Make Exercising Easier →
So you want to get fit. It’s a long, painful road, but these tips will keep you on track.
Seriously I think this is awesome. great way to switch it up.
audreygolightly13:
It’s in sync even omfg it...
March 2013
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“Nobody wants to hear that you’re depressed. They don’t like being around a...”
– Me
February 2013
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“People say I am beautiful , caring, loving. But that hasn’t gotten me...”
January 2013
8 posts
university-bound:
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lovett91:
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tomhiddledong:
innercheeseburger:
tomhiddledong:
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alright britain
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
the slightly chilly war
The Cape of Meh Hope
I have a new tumblr. I wanted something a bit different than this one. Staticwhitenoise.tumblr.com is my new one. Follow if you want :D
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Anonymous asked: You should spread your cheeks right now and imagine my tongue licking your tight asshole up and down.
Anonymous asked: I want to eat your ass out, can we please make this happen, sexy?
December 2012
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July 2012
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elasticitymudflap:
tHIS gfid Wa S ON MY DS h...
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Please help my friend & Her Doggy
She is coming back home from Germany because she broke up with her fiance. They have a dog together but he doesnt want nor have the time to take care of the dog and she doesnt have the money to fly the dog back. Please let’s help her bring her dog home :(
http://www.gofundme.com/t70no#description
June 2012
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Anonymous asked: Can I bend you over, spread your cute cheeks and lick your tasty asshole all night long, baby?
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powerlesbian:
…as long as you...
May 2012
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GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP!!
People of the Tumblr world! My friend is trying to help out a friend with votes for the electric Daisy Carnival! Can you jsut take about a minute of your time and vote twice! You can vote with FB and vote with Twitter! Please help her out! it would be so awesome!
http://www.talenthouse.com/creativeinvites/preview/a4c0a81b0d05b1560047b7f8936b02aa/556
April 2012
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I CANNOT WITH THIS CUTENESS!!!
March 2012
9 posts
Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
sirchubbybunny:
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felisaugustus:
motherfuck I am literally crying
I laughed until my ribs could legit not take it anymore.
WHEEZING OMG MY CHEEKS
I CAN’T BREATHE HALP
u dirty melon
I cannot breathe it HURTS
Go go the weapon go
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183
(via albinwonderland)
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February 2012
22 posts
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“I had a dream last night that I went to go see Hunger games with my best friend...”
– me.
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msnoname:
But why do that to Annie though? They were her reasons to..be. And now she can’t even join them because she has to protect Eve. Do vampires even go to heaven/turn into ghosts? I’m sure Mitchell would’ve stayed with her. Poor Annie, she has to stay in that shitty world seeing all the shitty ways it changes =/ Hasn’t she felt enough pain?<3<3
Couldn’t agree more. Ugh, last...
After tonights Being Human Premier there is only...
crazy-classic:
the fandom cant even handle me right now!
